Asher Clay

Asher Clay is the kind of guy you need in your life. His dick is so fucking long and his ass is so round and thiccc. He doesn't need to go out pimpin' for the hoes, they surround him; his massive cock their source of life. His cum repairs wounds and can be used to heal all sorts of ailments, just by digesting his jizz.

Asher Clay is the dude that if you cross him, than he will get you and never let get away with your wrongdoing. This nigga loves to play wit you, but his darkside comes around the corner real fast.

Asher Clay is a daddy for sho with Alpha energy, a real king. No fake-ass nigga can even come close to him.
Asher Clay's only weakness is his love for the homies. He'll help them whenever they need it.

"God I had Asher Clay in me last night!"
"OMG really? Was it good"
"The best! He's so big and his cum is delicious!"

"Asher Clay is a real one!"
"Yeah he'd. do anything for the homies!"

by graystone227 December 19, 2023

Doing A Clay

when you have a conversation with yourself in a messenger group chat

he was doing a clay

by ImitationMexican February 6, 2024

Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.

Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".

by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023

Clay

The MudWing member of the Dragonets of Destiny in Tui T. Sutherland’s book series Wings of Fire

(He is a precious baby; protect him at all costs)

Peril: Clay! Did you eat a shit ton of anti-tank landmines again?
Clay: my bad

by some guy obsessed with explosi January 2, 2023

Clay Dawg

A type of species that lurks around a certain secondary school in Ireland

"Woah clay dawg seems to really like Kevin"
"Yeah it does, I hope it doesn't infect him though"

by Wowza.com January 10, 2023

Clay

Clay is a friendly giant, someone who is sworn to protect and love me until the end of time. Someone who I’ve fallen madly in love with and someone who is extremely special. He’s kind and knows his way around an instrument (and the kitty if you know what I mean ;) ) he’s a little autistic and it causes him to geek over video games, music and history movies but he’s perfect non the less. Clay, if you are reading this, you know who you are, and I love you so much, until the end of time and beyond. - Honeybee

Person A: “who’s the giant in the robe”
Me: “that’s my boyfriend Clay 🤩 I lub him sm”

by hoooney November 21, 2023

Clay

Clay is someone who is talented even though he dosent give himself enough credit. He is funny, kind and sworn to love and protect you until he end of time. He knows his way around an instrument (and a kitty ;)) and is one of the biggest nerds you will meet. He loves video games, music and history movies and scaring himself. Given the opportunity he will get autistic about his hobbies and the things he likes. He’s a little slow but I still love him. He’s a certified big friendly giant until you piss him off. If you have a clay, keep them, clays are extremely special and rare.
This man will someday be my husband and the father of my children and I cannot wait for that day to come. Until the end of time and beyond -Honeybee

“Clay is such a weirdo”
“Yeah but he’s my weirdo :)”

by hoooney November 21, 2023