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Classic Thief

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.
Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.
by tcowguy November 19, 2012
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Classic Carl

Referring to Carl, that one badass friend that everybody has.
Jerry: Carl, you okay bro? Carl?
Carl is dead, Jerry.
Jerry: Classic Carl.
by captaintwobeers March 16, 2018
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Classic Steve

To do a Classic Steve is when someone (usually male) goes away from any work he/she has to do. They usually retreat to; a bed, the toilet, the shower, or they just leave the area.
"No, no don't leave... I can't believe he is doing a Classic Steve"
by Bman111 December 1, 2016
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classic ralph

an action, or story, pretaining to the qualities of a man named Ralph Trombetta.
- He threw me off a deck, ahh classic ralph

- me and my sister were allowed one happy meal to share, classic ralph.
by classicralphforlife June 27, 2009
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geto classic

An contest of basketball that is different than a regular game due to the presence of the geto master. Invariably, the geto master is the mvp.
Deshaun threw down some sick dunks in the geto classic but the geto master was even better.
by Bertrand McNally September 10, 2008
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Classic Rock

The same tired old thing repeated endlessly. Where shitty pop music comes and goes, classic rock stays, and decays in the back of our minds forever.
I have nothing against the people who listen to it, nor do I have a problem with the music itself(however stale it may be), but it seems today, everyone who I meet who enjoys classic rock is a pretentious asshole. People like to say that it's so amazing because it's the foundation of today's music. So now we have someone to hold responsible for the shit on our radio's. Oh, and every single station is an oldies station. How about someone grows a backbone and shows the crowd something new and unheard of.
I, personally, am tired of being judged by these conceited pricks, because "my music is not up to par" with theirs. Deep Purple sucks. ACDC blows. If the people who listen to this would stop critiquing today's music long enough to realize that people were saying the same shit about the music they listen to THREE decades ago, maybe they'd stop being so stuck up.
Creation is not creation unless it's never been done before. Without originality, creation is meerly a repeat of what's been done before. This is probably why our generation is void of any distinguishing characteristics, because we thieve off the prior. Classic Rock is the same as Rap in many respects. Both are tired out cookie cutter bullshit none of us will ever outlive.
"I bought a PURPLE vinyl the other day. 'Tis the best album I have purchased to date. Ay, I believe I will act like a prick now, and claim to be better than everyone I know, because I'm a 16 year old 120 pound kid who's arrogance rivals the heat of the sun. Deep Purple and all other classic rock do rock a mighty fine bit."
"I hate you. Prick."
by FierceGrape May 9, 2006
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Classic Kyle

A person who likes turbo inting in League of Legends.

Typically a person who queues for jungler without any jungling experience, a Classic Kyle will feed so hard that they negate any lead or advantage that your team gains in the early game.
This Nunu just fed our top lane and is going 0/8/1. That's a Classic Kyle!
by inFamous27 July 24, 2020
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