Suicide Chump

An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.

Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.

-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.

-A suicide chump!

by Dog talk November 18, 2010

Chump

A fool who talks a big game but has nothing to back it up.

Trump The Chump wants to be our next president but he is an egomaniac fool without a clue of how to actually run the country.

by YinzerFromPGH July 31, 2016

lord chumby

One of the greatest twitch streamers of all time. He likes breaking stuff, fortnite and cod.

Lord Chumby is the greatest streamer. He streams at twitch.tv/lordchumby

by ttvLordChumby March 12, 2021

chumpkin

It is when you get a blowjob when you are eating something.

I love when I get Taco Bell and a chumpkin from Stacy.

by pecker killer October 26, 2011

chump city

see chump or insult

1.When a person gets "chump"(ed).

2. What a person says (in a higher pitched voice) when he or she witnesses a person get "chump"(ed).

3. When someone completely insults the shit out of someone who set himself up for it or deserves it.

Tim: *sobs* why don't girls like me???

John: Well I don't know Tim, why don't you take a shower and lose some weight you fuckin' disgusting-ass abhorence to society?!

Billy: Chump City!

by Anarchy6668 December 9, 2006

"Face, chump!"

An exclamation declaring humiliation. Short for "In your face, chump." Most commonly used during street basketball games.

Tyrone yelled "Face, chump!" after rejecting Oliver's set shot.

by Robert Griswald November 30, 2006

chump

1. A chewing tobacco-induced bowel movement

"This Copenhagen is talking to a brother, I got's to take a chump."

by scbrix September 22, 2006