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Louv: Do you how many times daksh masturbates in a day
Karun: No, how many ?
Louv: I am not sure but ive heard that a double digit isnt a big deal for him.
Karun: Oh bhai.
Louv: Seriously bhai, Heavy chutfakir hai woh.
Karun: But wait, arent we all ?
Louv: Hmmm
FADE OUT
Karun: No, how many ?
Louv: I am not sure but ive heard that a double digit isnt a big deal for him.
Karun: Oh bhai.
Louv: Seriously bhai, Heavy chutfakir hai woh.
Karun: But wait, arent we all ?
Louv: Hmmm
FADE OUT
by HeavyAnon February 23, 2013
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Mark: Hey dude!
Ace: What?
Mark: You know that hot chick i was talking too?
Ace: Yeah.
Mark: Well the downstairs plumbing is working cause she's pregnant.
Ace: Right on.
Mark: Yep, and that skinny ass red head kid from across the street started crying like a pussy when i told him about it.
Ace: Nice.
Mark: Yup.
Ace: Want to go take our shirts off.
Mark: They are off.
Ace: Nice, I'd say we're cheffin hard today.
Mark: Hey dude!
Ace: What?
Mark: You know that hot chick i was talking too?
Ace: Yeah.
Mark: Well the downstairs plumbing is working cause she's pregnant.
Ace: Right on.
Mark: Yep, and that skinny ass red head kid from across the street started crying like a pussy when i told him about it.
Ace: Nice.
Mark: Yup.
Ace: Want to go take our shirts off.
Mark: They are off.
Ace: Nice, I'd say we're cheffin hard today.
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