Christopher 

Christopher is an outstanding person. He’s intelligent, funny, handsome, and very loving. If you’re an person that he loves very much, he’ll around the world and back to make you happy. Although he’s very intelligent, he’ll make choices that aren’t exactly the smartest. Overall, Christopher is an Outstanding person!

Person 1: Are you friends with Christopher ?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: How is he?
Person 4: He’s one-of-a-kind

Christopher by 2SHeIsTy July 3, 2022

christopher briney

the hottest man alive, the boy who I scream all taylor swift songs for

christopher briney is hot as fuck

christopher briney by imreadingsouthup July 12, 2022

Christopher Cockerill 

Christopher Cockerill means an idiot

Christopher Cockerill is not intelligent

Christopher Cockerill by Delboyhowe500 July 19, 2022

Christopher Nolan

1. A name for the G.O.A.T

2. A cinematic genius who creates mind-boggling movies that requires an IQ above 200 to understand.

3. Does not like chairs on the set when filming!

4. The bender of Time.

Every Christopher Nolan films presents a unique setting with interesting yet complex characters, plot and stories put together on a surprising twist.

Christopher Nolan by pacificshell50 August 12, 2022

Christopher 

He is a fat man that cant really go a day without mcdonalds and kfc. He often skips school just to be seen at mcdonalds chugging down a double cheese burger with a ice cream,4 stacks of fries,5 chicken wings and 3 cokes. He has a higher chance of pulling his ligaments when he breathes than pulling any girls. His few benefits are his hair which looks like jabba the hut with a farmers hat and his forehead where you can fit all the double mcspicy he ate in his life. He still thinks he can talk to women if farting and nearly having a heart attck whenever you talk counts.

dude youre actually so unhealthy not even jesus can save you man dont be christopher

Christopher by madamliang May 16, 2023

Christopher Q. Willis

“Made America playa again.”

America was full of peons before the Christopher Q. Willis movement.

Christopher Q. Willis by obri May 30, 2023

Christopher's Law 

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.

Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!

Christopher's Law by Harvek July 29, 2023