Chocolate Elvis

Vegas variation on Dirty Sanchez

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it down both sides of a woman's face, creating long Elvis sideburns.

After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a Chocolate Elvis.

by Wiseguy2005 December 16, 2005

Chocolate Banana

When you are having sex with a girl in the ass when she has diarrhea and you pull out and have her suck it off.

I asked Susie if she wanted a chocolate banana. She said yes but had no idea what she was getting herself into.

by Sephiroth116 March 28, 2009

Chocolate Donut

This happens when you run out of toilet paper and your shit hardens around your asshole forming a thick crust giving it the appearance of a chocolate donut. This does not apply to black people.

my friends saw my crusty anus ring making them want to eat it out like a chocolate donut.

by donutfetish October 18, 2011

chocolate city

Washington D.C.

by The Thinker June 21, 2003

White Chocolate

white person with a 'black inside'

by Maizy G May 16, 2003

Chocolate Jizz

When a male is having anal-sex and shit gets into his urethral orifice (penis hole) causing him to shoot out chocolate jizz.

Warning: Contrary to popular belief, chocolate jizz is NOT real chocolate. It is actually shit coming out of your penis. Do NOT attempt to eat it. EVER.

Girl: Did you just shit out of your weiner?

Guy: Nah, that was just some chocolate jizz.

Girl: Is it real chocolate?

Guy: Ummmm...yeah.

Girl: (tastes it) Fuck you!!!

by KangarooTaco May 18, 2010

Chocolate Pizza

When two people are drunk fucking doggy style and the person on top vomits in the others ass and the person on the bottom shits all over creating a, "chocolate pizza."

"Dude last night we were wasted and made a chocolate pizza..."

by oshizzle February 28, 2009