italian chew toys

Edibles that will fuck you up to oblivion and cause you to have blue balls for the extreme agression of trying to get a blow job from every girl at the party that you decided to take the edibles at…

Max: Matthew took Italian chew toys last night, and forced Mary to give him head

Jack: we’ll what happened??

Max: Matt’s in prison now lol

by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021

Notin, Sup Chew

The response given when someone asks what is up, or "Whatzup"

So dog, whatzup?
Common reply - Notin, sup chew?

Usually proceeded with "Notin - just chillin'"

by Worddog Joe from Rosa Town January 29, 2003

Chewing the clown's cap

Getting less than you bargained for.

The date with the good-looking blonde was a disaster. She turned out to be crazy and Bob realized he'd been chewing the clown's cap.

by Chris Secrest July 7, 2008

chew light bulbs

to do something very painful

I would rather chew light bulbs than go to that country.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2009

chewed tobacco ass

this is the nasty smelling, gross feeling, and chewed tobacco ass appearing that happens when you start sweating and it's obvious you didn't wipe it clean

When the sun was blaring at 99 degrees and he really started sweating, Sean knew he had chewed tobacco ass and regretted wearing yellow shorts

by von groovy April 11, 2019

Chewing like stupid

when you chew with you mouth , & it makes that annoying sound "munch , munch"

That person in the third row is chewing like stupid

by yourbitchbitch March 13, 2011

Big League Chew

(n.) - Upon successfully performing the pink sock, one then cums upon said pink sock and begins to chew enthusiastically on the glazed remains.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best-tasting Big League Chew last night!!
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.

by Ankylosaurus March 5, 2012