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Charitable Cadger

Someone who generously donates to charity, despite scarcely being able to afford it. Apparently should a time come when they themselves are in need of charity it will be nowhere to be found.
Mark my words Cratchit! You’ll get nowhere in this world by being a charitable cadger.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010
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Charity Chester

The most amazing mixed chick a person will ever meet. She is ungodly beautiful and rather hilarious at times. She can make you smile just by looking at her and it is impossible to be in a down mood around her.
That Charity Chester chick is amazing.
by sexysex. December 6, 2010
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Charity Hooker

Charity spokespeople who promote their charity on high-traffic sidewalks by cornering tourists and other innocent passers-by.
Charity Hooker: Hi ma'am, do you care about free trade?

Innocent walker: Um, yes. Well no - uh, I have to go...(walks away hurriedly)
by ericinnes April 1, 2011
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charity police

People that bitch about those caring for a cause, when there are so many other causes that are more "worthy." Can't we care for multiple things that are "worthy?"
Great, here comes the Charity Police to tell us how to direct our outrage.
by happyscrappy May 29, 2017
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Cearstyn

Cearstyn a very beautiful woman who tends to have a lot of personality. She has too many great features to name all at once, but her Eyes are breath taking. Whenever she walks into a room everyone notices her and stares. She can make your day with her smile and constantly makes you laugh. She is truly a hilarious fun person to be around. She is nice to everyone but if you get on her bad side she will give you hell. Shes not shy about let you know her real opinion and can be really loud about it. She is very out going and always like to be doing something. She constantly battles with insecurities but keeps it hidden from others. She takes a while to truly trust someone. When she does though she will share her struggles and deep secrets, but few will ever fully break down her walls to see that side of her. In new places she can be a little shy and reserved at first but once they start to get comfortable man does she turn into a social butterfly. She is super sassy and is very sarcastic. She is Straight forward, and down to the point when needed. She is very smart when she wants to be but is a big procrastinator. She's a very independent woman. She'll always be the first one willing to defend her friends and family under any circumstance. She has a competitive side to her as well and can be pretty fierce competitor so watch out. She knows what she wants in life and will put the work in to achieve her goals. She is very stubborn and set in her ways good luck trying to change her.
by Minimo23 February 20, 2018
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Chapstickate

The Czech-American act of applying chap stick or other forms of lip balm.
Dani's lips were feeling particularly dry so she felt it best to chapstickate to preserve them.
by PetraCheekynova November 13, 2019
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charity

The over rated corrupt political hell spawn of an "helpful and friendly place" made from the foul and amoral government to mind control famous innocent souls to do their brainwashing bidding for their sinful funds and to torture those who dare to say or think the truth.
Youtuber (Markiplier): I dyed my hair pink for charity!
The Government: *proceeds to brutally molest innocent children*
The CIA: *proceeds to hypnotize the poor to shoot innocent kids at school*
The FBI: *proceeds to make up bullshit about mental illnesses and charity helping those in need*
The ATF: * proceeds to give the hypnotized firearms and explosives, while making alcohol cause psychopathic behavior*

The DHS: *proceeds to hire terrorists to scare the people and play the victim role*
The NRC: *proceeds to purposely make nuclear plant accidents to cause death*
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 19, 2023
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