Sage Chaplin

A title given to a senior sage. There are 7 sages of Too Straightness but only 2 hold this tile. A sage must live and abide by the Contract of Too Straightness

The wisdom Sage Chaplin spoke was enlightening

by Sage Chaplin November 12, 2023

hands-chopping people

A Chinese buzzword. In mandrin, it's "剁手党(duoshoudang).
To descirbe someone who is a online shopaholic and he is regret even want to his hands off after he bought a large number of things online in "Double 11(Chinese Blake Friday)".
Kind of self-mocking.

Although there's not much ofa discount, I would still become hands-chopping people anyway.

by yangyu March 14, 2024

Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.

Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.

by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025

Weather Capping

Where one spreads his or her cheeks apart and a male lays his erect penis onto his or her exposed anus hole and farts. Which would then make the erect penis bounce up and down like a weather cap on a tractor.

Weather Capping- Like yo I was chillin with Troy last night and shit got crazy and I weather capped his ass!

by Lowery1107 March 29, 2025

Bald capping

When you take a bald cap and whip someone’s penis with it. This causes the hair to fall off the penis and balls, as a method of shaving.

Bro I’m getting really hairy, can you do some bald Capping on me

by Atticool April 18, 2025

Waving Chipping

Wavy chipping is Having a low cut/little hair or having small crinkles in your hair that look like Wavy potato chips

Dam $C Drip be Waving Chipping all day and still get no pussy.

by Yae🖤 January 11, 2026

Champ (or Champing)

There are essentially two meanings to doing the Champ (or Champing), as commonly understood in private professional services firms (bankers, consultants, lawyers, engineers, etc.).

1) To pump your chest, back your shoulders, lift your chin and look straight ahead with the confidence of a 10 even though you are a 7.5. Generally used by finance and law bros in bars/clubs to try to seduce their female counterparts. Best paired with a Patagucci, deal sleds and an invitation to dad's closed-circle retreat in Montauk. Works once in a while.

2) To argue as though one is absolutely right when being completely wrong and backed by no supporting evidence.

1) Dude! I was in the restroom at 1 0ak and when I got out of the toilet cabin, I looked at myself in the mirror, winked, I Champed myself up and walked out. That superb blonde saw me with my Champ on right when I got out of the restroom and the deal was closed! We skipped the closing dinner and went straight to dessert!

2) The person Champing: "Dude! Have you seen these fake news about climate change? The reason why there are less and less glaciers on earth is because they fall off the earth when they arrive at the end and then float in space! Other glaciers will show up from within our beautiful flat earth in due course!"
The other person: "Fuck buddy, you're doing the Champ (or Champing) again!"

by FinanceMan April 15, 2019