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pizza carpet

Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.
Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!
by aGamer... November 20, 2013
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Repainting the Carpet

Valentine's day is ruined, I will be repainting the carpet on the 14th.
by Sleepless Author March 3, 2015
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Carpet wizard

by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016
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carpet dust

The leftover drugs around your house finely chopped up and put together.
"That carpet dust actually turned out pretty good"
by Marypuss December 7, 2016
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Crusty carpet

A carpet that has gathered so much dust that it has fossilised and become crust.
That carpet is such a crusty carpet! Clean it!
by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018
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carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...
Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...
by Brookeisdumb November 6, 2018
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Carpet fitter

Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.

A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
Look at that p**** walking like a carpet fitter. He thinks he's hard
by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018
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