Carl: Yo that girl thicc af.
Dan: Ask her out!
Carl: Naw she a thottie not relationship worthy.
Dan: Then pull a Carl and fuck her and leave!
Carl: Aw shit you right.
Dan: Ask her out!
Carl: Naw she a thottie not relationship worthy.
Dan: Then pull a Carl and fuck her and leave!
Carl: Aw shit you right.
by Mad handlez November 20, 2017
This nazi carl is a real pussy destroyer
by the realg January 01, 2017
by captaintwobeers March 16, 2018
Carl is the most coolest turtle there is. Carl is a gay turtle legend. 🏳️ 🌈 pride!!! Carl is way better than Trump will ever be, so vote Carl! So many people have voted Carl so far but he is not president yet🙍Trump is in the lead due to cheating!! 😡 Anyways, vote for the turtle legend Carl! 🐢 🏳️ 🌈👍Everyone's vote counts
Vote Carl the Legend for president!!
*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 02, 2018
carl benny is a handsome guy he is the type of guy that gets manu bitches but act like he dont he also got a horse cock
by handsomemans May 09, 2022
Carl Benny is a handsome young man and he gets many bitches but acts like he doesn’t. he also got a horse cock
by handsomemans May 10, 2022
Our lord and savior, he's probably done ur mom. He is amazing and I would do anything for him ANYTHING.
Teacher: were going to watch CNN 10 rn, cause I don't know how to teach
Me: ALL HAIL CARL AZUS *moans in asl*
Me: ALL HAIL CARL AZUS *moans in asl*
by George_urmom December 09, 2021