Whofa King Cares

A great comeback to something you didn't want to hear- or could give a damn about.

The Whofa King Cares (who fucking cares) when a busybody gets in somebody's business, turns trivial nonsense into a big ado, talks plenty of shit, etc.

Jack- Did you know I banged Jessica twice already?
Devon- Tell it to the Whofa King cuz Whofa King Cares.

by darkest_light July 15, 2009

who-cares-iana

The glorification of stuff that doesn't really matter and you really shouldn't waste your time thinking, let alone talking about.

I just bought The National Enquirer, Us Weekly, In Touch, AND In Style. I am hip deep in who-cares-iana.

by Allie April 11, 2005

Daddy Day Care

(N.) Another Eddie Murphy flop, much like The Adventures of Pluto Nash and I-Spy. This one has Eddie Murphy and another guy playing Babysitters to a bunch of snot nosed kids. DDC is bad, but not as bad as Pluto Nash or Hulk.

Look for DDC-II to be released in 2004, right after "Pluto Nash 2: Adventure into the Sun!"

by G-Union July 30, 2003

Nobody fucking cares

who asked?

Nobody fucking cares about your god damn names.

by I like bootyslayer445 November 25, 2021

It Hurt 2 Care

world so fucked up dat it just hurt 2 care

He don’t be treating me right... but it hurt 2 care.

by nevacared October 15, 2020

Self-Care Sunday

The day where you take care of yourself by showering, shaving, and putting face-masks on before the week starts.

Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Other Girl: What do you mean it’s “Self-Care Sunday” ! I’ve been so busy.

by caylee3113 January 28, 2023

Two cares in a bottle

Derivative of "without a care in the world."

The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.

He wanted to travel without two cares in a bottle.

by theGenesispiano April 14, 2012