Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by anonymous May 18, 2025

Canoe Chugging

The act of chugging on your bois canoe

Damn, Daniel... I'm about to go Canoe Chugging.

by Fen_ris October 21, 2023

Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man

That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late

by Bornsooner May 11, 2024

pigeon canoe

The opening of the labia (canoe) with the clitoris slightly protruding (pigeon).

I went down on Suzy and she’s got one nice pigeon canoe.

by Blazeracer May 3, 2018

Douche Canoe

A pussified person lacking any sort of balls to get a job done.

That douche canoe needs to fucking punch the gas and get the fuck out of my way.

by PRINCESS PHROGG June 17, 2021

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020

two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.

That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe

by SwagBadger August 28, 2012