15 Candles

When your 15th birthday is just a regular day. Think of the Molly Ringwald movie "Sixteen Candles" but move back one year.

Mel: Ugh my birthday will be 15 Candles.

Sebastian: Aw don't think like that. You'll have a bombastic birthday, babe.

Mel: awww thanks

by angsty_agender April 3, 2019

Lighting a candle

Lighting a candle refers to someone farming in a hot tub

"Dude, did you just light a candle?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time."

by Omega Supreme July 8, 2024

Scam Candle

Big green candle happens around 2 hours before market close that defy all previous trends. This also happens based on no news. Typically this candle will be wiped out before market close or in a pre-market gap down on the following day.

Maverick discord: LDeazyMND wtf is going on with that candle around 2 ?
LDeazyMND: it is a Scam Candle!
Chuck: MND !

by LDEAZYMND March 4, 2024

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Canadian Candle

A Canadian Candle is a candle who was born in Canada. They sometimes are born in different places and go to Canada, there’s only one real CC that appears ever 100 years. They’re friends with Canadian Dino ‘s helicopters bees snakes and anything you can think of!

I’M A CANADIAN CANDLE BISH

by The Canadian Candle August 31, 2021

candled and feathered

To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.

Meghan markle and prince Harry got candled and feathered so you couldn’t even see them!!

by Theonewhosayshi268 July 15, 2023

Sand Candle

A flaky mother fucker

This bloke is such a sand candle.

by Cillabb February 24, 2024