Thore and Email made candles back in the early egyptian time. We have claimed this. We are homie hoppers till we die!
by laoalsk March 30, 2022

The stark opposite of "gas lighting". Convincing someone (without them being in the know) that they (or their ideas) are great or convincing them of something that is ultimately good for them!
Last Tuesday, Sam was candle lighting Carmen on the phone which worked as she wasn't sad after the call :D
by wgrbjbfno334 December 3, 2023

Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.
Friend: "What does your husband do again?"
Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."
Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."
by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023

When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye
by Thetallmf September 3, 2017

Putting a joint in the middle of the bowl. You smoke down the joint and finish the bowl. High level: there's like intergalactic slo-mo
Joey - You want to smoke a candle?
DeDe - Uh...what?
Joey - Just wait.
*creates candle by making bowl and joint and filling weed around joint in bowl* *light joint*
(Might have to pull a little harder on joint)
DeDe - Uh...what?
Joey - Just wait.
*creates candle by making bowl and joint and filling weed around joint in bowl* *light joint*
(Might have to pull a little harder on joint)
by Deedsbee May 29, 2017

by Blkash July 24, 2017

When you lie down on your back and have sex for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds, only to cum straight in the air. Normally done for special occasions. Can also be done by pouring hot wax into the urethra.
by rebby1313 June 28, 2021
