Unseasoned Cabbage

It’s a very offensive insult that means Milana.

You unseasoned cabbage.

by Seasoned Tic Tac March 27, 2021

Spanish cabbage

Dinner table term for vagina

Laura, will you please pass the Spanish cabbage

by Lezzie Kush November 18, 2019

Cabbage jesus

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!

Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!

by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019

Cabbage man

One of the most iconic characters in avatar the last airbender. Aang and the rest of the group are constantly destroying his cabbage cart no matter where he goes.

“MY CABBAGES!!!!” - the cabbage man

by Genevieve Garcia September 3, 2020

Cabbage pie

When you take a nasty dump and it smells like cabbage pie.

Yo dude why does the bathroom always smell like cabbage pie?!

by Dalidoll November 8, 2021

Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.

by yeaitslunar February 24, 2022

coochie cabbage

Cabbage that has been fermented in a girls coochie

"We had coochie cabbage last night for dinner, it was about 2 weeks old."

by rusiityt September 8, 2017