The most useless human invention yet. They are crescent moon shaped plastic that girls, women, and gay men put in their hair to add "fabulous" volume "in seconds". Commenly seen in infomercials, this products comes with a free "tease" comb. They are overpriced and they just make you look like your head is deformed.
Girl #1: Hey! Like my hair?
Boy#1: Oh! I'm so sorry!
Girl #1: Excuse me?!
Boy #1: I feel so badly for you, you have a tumor in your head!
Girl #1: No! I'm wearing one of my Bump-Its!
Boy#1: You look like a Telatubbie.
Boy#1: Oh! I'm so sorry!
Girl #1: Excuse me?!
Boy #1: I feel so badly for you, you have a tumor in your head!
Girl #1: No! I'm wearing one of my Bump-Its!
Boy#1: You look like a Telatubbie.
by Professersnuggles January 11, 2010
Get the Bump-Itsmug. by MBEZ February 22, 2005
Get the bump that shitmug. At the club Friday night, Leroy was aroused and somewhat sickened to see the rather large stripper bump oozing on pole sliders ass.
by Dmunsey November 3, 2003
Get the stripper bumpsmug. tits, jugs, breasts, hooters, melons, fun bags, ta tas, knockers, titties, boobs, tig ol bitties, mammaries, honkers, teats, milk wagons, chesticles
Barry: "I still can't believe you fingerbanged that tard."
Scott: "That wasn't me. It was my brother. She did have a nice set of fuck bumps on her, so I can't say that I blame him.
Barry: "You've been denying that since Moses was wearing short pants."
Scott: "That wasn't me. It was my brother. She did have a nice set of fuck bumps on her, so I can't say that I blame him.
Barry: "You've been denying that since Moses was wearing short pants."
by cunthooks April 24, 2011
Get the fuck bumpsmug. a sexual act involving two women rubbing their clits together, possibly while using a double sided dildo
by Jesse Hendricks August 25, 2003
Get the bump tunamug. by leouhge June 1, 2006
Get the bumping ugliesmug. by Lesbihonest73 April 19, 2017
Get the bump donutsmug.