Bump-Its

The most useless human invention yet. They are crescent moon shaped plastic that girls, women, and gay men put in their hair to add "fabulous" volume "in seconds". Commenly seen in infomercials, this products comes with a free "tease" comb. They are overpriced and they just make you look like your head is deformed.

Girl #1: Hey! Like my hair?
Boy#1: Oh! I'm so sorry!
Girl #1: Excuse me?!
Boy #1: I feel so badly for you, you have a tumor in your head!
Girl #1: No! I'm wearing one of my Bump-Its!
Boy#1: You look like a Telatubbie.

by Professersnuggles January 11, 2010

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bump that shit

when you play your favorite song over and over

did you hear that new song?
shit man thats the shit
bump that shit,let it play

by MBEZ February 22, 2005

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stripper bumps

the grosteque lone erruption found on an otherwise attractive ass

At the club Friday night, Leroy was aroused and somewhat sickened to see the rather large stripper bump oozing on pole sliders ass.

by Dmunsey November 3, 2003

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bump tuna

a sexual act involving two women rubbing their clits together, possibly while using a double sided dildo

When in Amsterdam I paid alot of money to see two girls bump tuna.

by Jesse Hendricks August 25, 2003

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fuck bumps

tits, jugs, breasts, hooters, melons, fun bags, ta tas, knockers, titties, boobs, tig ol bitties, mammaries, honkers, teats, milk wagons, chesticles

Barry: "I still can't believe you fingerbanged that tard."

Scott: "That wasn't me. It was my brother. She did have a nice set of fuck bumps on her, so I can't say that I blame him.

Barry: "You've been denying that since Moses was wearing short pants."

by cunthooks April 24, 2011

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