Buffler

The type of bro who gets buff in Butler Library at Columbia University.

"Bro, I love doing pushups while I study" said the buffler.

by RandomPP October 7, 2021

Buffer Shitting

When the buffering process of a video takes way too much time and is really really frustrating

I was going to watch Dick in a Box but the video was buffer shitting

by Gmagnum GJA March 18, 2009

buffkey

1. (adj.) Extremely cool, as in the dankest of the dank
2. (adj.) So freaking hot that it is hard to control the urge to shag said person
3. (n.) The most incredible house to party at in all of the world; home of a shotski, shower squid, and Gatsby.

1. Dude, that party was so buffkey!
2. Girl, you so buffkey! Can I get yo' numba?
3. Did you hear about the party at the Buffkey House tonight? It's gonna be BUFFKEY!

by Mrs. Warren September 7, 2009

Bafflegasted

The stated of being totally surprised yet completely confused as to how or what the hell just happened.

Alex was totally bafflegasted when he looked down and realized he was on a Dan.

by mrchin July 29, 2010

buffer mortis

The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.

"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."

by LPathe November 30, 2010

buffer seat bitch

One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.

by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011

Buffer Bitch

A person new to a social group, bringing along another unknown individual of lesser status than themselves, for the soul purpose of deflecting social hazing on the lesser individual.

I was going to a party where i didn't know anyone, so i brought my buffer bitch as a precaution.

by Helix-xenos March 14, 2011