A de-bearded Jesus Christ. He has won three super bowls as of the 2010-11 season, and plans on winning more. He can throw the football to the international space station and back, and throw it hard enough to obliterate Krypton. He was the cause of every war ever, because nobody is as cool as Tom Brady, and everyone is jealous of the US for having him.
by IAMMETATRON January 15, 2011
by Truth monger yes yes September 09, 2017
by Hollywood12 October 19, 2015
Your Brady
Your Brady
Being a Brady is someone who doesn't know how to do anything the right way or gets everything completely wrong in every way possible. also meaning gay.
A. Bro your being a Brady!
B. Look at all those Brady's over there what a bunch of fags.
Being a Brady is someone who doesn't know how to do anything the right way or gets everything completely wrong in every way possible. also meaning gay.
A. Bro your being a Brady!
B. Look at all those Brady's over there what a bunch of fags.
by GrandInquisitor57 April 15, 2019
Head football coach for the University of Michigan. He is known for his excessive eating habits, giant gut, and type 2 diabetes.
Guy 1: Did you hear the exciting news about Brady Hoke?
Guy 2: No, I'm guessing he lost to Michigan State again.
Guy 3: Well that will happen in a few months, but he is actually going to be on the next season of "The Biggest Loser"
Guy 4: Good for him. I will be proud of him if he can somehow get below the 500 pound mark.
Guy 2: No, I'm guessing he lost to Michigan State again.
Guy 3: Well that will happen in a few months, but he is actually going to be on the next season of "The Biggest Loser"
Guy 4: Good for him. I will be proud of him if he can somehow get below the 500 pound mark.
by Brady Hoke's Mom February 16, 2012
1. A very ancient person dating back to the time before written history
2. Something very boring, long, or tedious
3. The amazement at simple (or no longer "breathtaking") technology (i.e. Google Earth)
4. To describe something extemely long or tall in size
2. Something very boring, long, or tedious
3. The amazement at simple (or no longer "breathtaking") technology (i.e. Google Earth)
4. To describe something extemely long or tall in size
1. Some say that Mr. Brady knew Jesus personally
2. That lecture was very Mr. Brady.
3. What a Mr. Brady, he was almost drooling over that digital watch.
4. Damn, Yao Ming is like Mr. Brady much taller than me.
2. That lecture was very Mr. Brady.
3. What a Mr. Brady, he was almost drooling over that digital watch.
4. Damn, Yao Ming is like Mr. Brady much taller than me.
by Scotty2Hotty June 04, 2007
A literal absolute Chad. He makes all men question their sexuality. And the only two names you should name your child
by SuperDuperCoolBoy June 19, 2020