A fat, pale, mall-gothic, unattractive female usually present at metal concerts, Hot Topic, anime conventions and role-playing seminars. Typically outfitted in those stupid goth chain pants and excessive body odor. Also a name for any fat female.
Whoa that Bog Wench gets 2D6 armor saves when she listens to Nightwish!
My fat neighbor is such a bog wench!
My fat neighbor is such a bog wench!
by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008
Get the bog wenchmug. 
that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.
Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.
Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.
Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!
by monkay December 11, 2024
Get the egg bogmug. A contagious Virus that forces people to undergo countless amounts of Plastic Surgery until their faces look similar to the ones of the "Bogdanoff Twins". Once fully transformed, their only goal is to crash the stock market.
P1: "I heard that Jones cought the Bog Virus! All we can do is pray that he will recover from it soon."
P2: "I don't know man, it seems pretty strong. There's no Vaccine and the Doctors are getting infected too!"
P1: "Don't say it like that we got-" *coughing* "Dump ett."
P2: "I don't know man, it seems pretty strong. There's no Vaccine and the Doctors are getting infected too!"
P1: "Don't say it like that we got-" *coughing* "Dump ett."
by The Fragment June 16, 2021
Get the Bog Virusmug. The word 'bogged' refers to when an individual gets typically more than one cosmetic procedure and ruins their appearance, typically to the point in which they are unrecognisable or freakish.
The origin of the word comes from the Bogdanoff twins for obvious reasons, due to the horrors plastic surgeons have done unto them.
The origin of the word comes from the Bogdanoff twins for obvious reasons, due to the horrors plastic surgeons have done unto them.
Did you see Michael Jackson before he fucked up his face? He got bogged bad. How about Katie Price before she got surgery? She wernt actually that bad looking, but she is completely bogged with them bolt ons.
by Cronks gone August 31, 2022
Get the Boggedmug. a conker-sized wad of clean toilet tissue that's been soaked under a cold tap and then, while soggy, thrown at somone, usually from above (i.e. by leaning over the partition between two toilets in a public lav).
hurl the bog-horror downwards towards the upturned and startled face of your target while shouting "have that you bastard"
by spacenewt December 8, 2009
Get the bog-horrormug. 