box office 

The female version of a airplane cockpit. To be used when the entire flight crew is female.

Flight supervisor: "Why don't you head up to the cockpit and see if the pilots want some coffee?"

Flight attendant: "I'm afraid it's a box office today, both pilots are female. Hope they aren't both PMSing."

box office by Darie H September 3, 2006

box rot 

when ones twat is so rancid that another cant eat

Cher is suffering from box rot

box rot by mike e boy September 25, 2005

box lunch 

A lunch box consisting of one or more of the following: fish (such as tuna and clams), tacos, muffins, and the occasional milk.

It's lunch time! Let's go to the cafeteria and have some Box Lunch!

box lunch by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

box head 

A Swede.
The original box heads were Swedes, and others such as Albanians or Russians are merely Johnny-come-latelys to the group.

Have you ever noticed how Swedes have heads shaped like boxes? That must be why they are called box heads.
D'oh.

I drive a boxy Volvo because I am a box head.

box head by adam_before_eve April 17, 2006

box of bees 

An easy to assemble kit used to construct a beehive. Has to be placed in an open and natural area where there are a lot of flowering plants, and comes with a queen bee and other bees. The container buzzes since it contains live bees. Best to have a bee expert assist.

Mike: "Honey, I just ordered that box of bees online."

Ann: "Great! In a few months, we'll have our own organic honey."

box of bees by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

Box Crusher 

Someone who is a master in the sack ... aka Mr. Chibani

Al is a real "box crusher"

Box Crusher by ctiffin January 21, 2009

Box Social 

party homer threw on mr. burns' yacht on the border of international waters where the coastguard sang a harsh rendition of a guitar riff over the loudspeaker. they also get attacked by pirates.

"Oh, they are poking every nook and cranny. Well, every
cranny anyway. So far the nook is relatively... Oooohhhh no! No, it isn't!"
~Apu

Box Social by pika chu March 10, 2004