bloitus

'Bloitus' describes a particularly fine and enjoyable meal (particularly chicken dishes). The term has been in use since circa 1992, but is of very obscure etymology.

First diner: "How's your chicken chasseur, Marcus?"
Second diner: "Mmmm . . . . bloitus!"

by The Fox of Bedford County July 4, 2009

Blintzkrieg

When an unexpected act of bukkake is committed on a woman.
From the root "blintz"- a cream-filled crepe. And "blitzkrieg"- the German WWII attack on various countries which literally means lightning war.

I totally blintzkrieged this girl last night, she was so pissed. I don't think I'll be hitting that again, she won't talk to me.

by vlad-amir July 4, 2014

bloater

(n) a fat white woman who votes for a canditate; usually for no other reason than they find that candidate attractive.

A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".

In all actuality, it was not the blacks or the Latinos who put Obama into Office -- it was the stupid bloaters.

"Bloaters?"

You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.

"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."

You got it.

by mike87111 November 11, 2013

Blond

Definition(s):

1) noun.: a person who costs a lot for retraining.

Sample(s) of use:

1) The person who works next to me doesn't have a lunch break because he/she is a blond.

by eraser_rx October 1, 2003

dumb blond bitch

steven kesler aka dead rat

ew that dead rat is friends with that dead possum! look up dead possum

by CONNIE February 11, 2004

blond scott

a regular scott with blond hair.

"I have class at blond scott labratory today"

by karl stalfrone jr. December 9, 2007

Blond Out

Getting a stupid person to enter a blind panic. Particularly rewarding when they've been a little bit too cocky and they suddenly realise that they are in fact totally stupid. The person doen't have to be blond but it helps.

He thought he was really clever by forwarding the e mail to his supplier. He had a total Blond Out when he realised the mistake he had made.

by Harry Just Stood and Laughed November 3, 2008