An attractive, highly feminine woman with blonde hair who is considered by most men to be a prime catch as a girlfriend, which explains the metaphorical comparison to platinum, an extremely valuable metal.
Have you seen Johnny's new platinum blonde? Damn she's a catch!
Yeah. He better not let a fine specimen like that go.
Yeah. He better not let a fine specimen like that go.
by BloodIsBlue August 06, 2018
While receiving a standard blow job, the male pulls out of the oral cavity, and ejaculates on top of the receivers cranium. Next, he rubs the white substance into the reciever's hair, making it appear blonde, i.e. blonde job
by dick'n ballz April 21, 2010
A seriously athletic/buxom blonde chick with big glute muscles and fake tits with nips out to here. women of this type are usually attracted to black men (thus the hottentot aspect) who know how to control her, regardless of his physicality or general disposition toward her.
by major_delmac April 04, 2005
A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.
by CassieWin February 13, 2023
A extremely shallow person or to be more detailed, anyone that uses text talk in a regular conversation, or is on Facebook for more than four hours at one sitting. Disclaimer, anyone can be blonde trash.
by L cars February 18, 2011
by Ydurhdh October 25, 2020
That boy merveilleuxruuf is porn blonde
by James1111111111 March 29, 2015