blenis

large black genitals

Jason Hames loves blenis in his mouth

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Blend

To describe just anything good

Something sound that has just happened or that's just top

"Mate that is blend"

"Fucking blend"

"What's the blend"

by slighttie April 21, 2010

Blender

Make a mold of your dick into a dildo and stick it onto a blender. Have your best friends grandma sit on the blender and put it on "crush ice"

Hey bobulya would you like a blender?

by POONISAUR October 23, 2011

blenis

A carrot.
Slang: male genitalia.

This is a delicious blenis.
You are a real blenis, Bobby.

by hOO bEz February 8, 2007

Blend

A combination of the words Bell and End as in 'what a total bellend'. Reference the bell-shaped end of a penis.

Used when the target is such a bellend, you can't even be bothered to use all the letters to proclaim it.

'I can't believe he waited until the day before the holidays to assign that essay! What a complete Blend.'

by shane_r February 13, 2009

blindslided

When a legal midget (under 5'0") gets run over by a regular sized person, causing them to slide on the floor, possibly causing eye damage, hense the term, blindslided.

Wallace blindslided poor Kendall into the floor today. If short people were considered legal citizens she could of had a case in the court of law.

by PurdueWallace May 27, 2011

The Blender

Similar to the helicopter, The Blender is a sexual position wherein the giving party lays down with penis vertical and erect. The taker then inserts the penis in whatever oraphus they choose and spins on the dick with limbs up in the air mimicking the blades at the bottom of a conventional kitchen blender).

"Hey Travis, let's do The Blender, but this time, be sure to get your legs all the way up!"

"Well, there's nothing else to do"

by Chupalo September 2, 2005