Noob Biscuit

"Carl just killed his own teammate!"
"What a noob biscuit!"
by The B Man October 22, 2007
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hot in the biscuit

Even though it was pouring outside, he got all hot in the biscuit to go out.
by xman212 June 15, 2007
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Sloppy Biscuit

Coming from most likley a bunch of stupid colleges frats, a group of boys stand in a circle and place a biscuit or a cookie in the middle and masturbate, the last boy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.
It was unanimous that the girls were turned off when the boys started playing sloppy biscuit
by Anthony and Greg and Jelly March 07, 2005
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whisker biscuit

I bet you she's got a damn good-lookin whisker biscuit when she takes those little panties off.
by Claude Henry Smoot November 28, 2002
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ninja biscuit

when you are fed up with a situation whilst making tea & biscuits, you grab the weapon of your choice, in this case biscuit, any kind will do. Then throw it, shout NINJA BISCUITTTTT! and run under a table.

only do it when other people are in the room though,
otherwise. you just fail.
*Mathew spills tea*
Mathew: FUUUUUUUUU. NINJA BISCUIT *throws biscuit*
His mum: well that was amusing, time for your breastfeed I think
Mathew: OMNOMNOM
by piginaaa September 04, 2009
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Biscuit Nigga

A black-ass nigga (typically so dark that he shines and looks purple) that hits up a fastfood joint three times a day (generally a KFC or a Popeyes Chicken)and only orders a box of biscuits. After receiving the biscuits, the nigga proceeds to go ape shit; engaging in a food frenzy and downing the biscuits without the aid of burr or another alcoholic beverage. You can spot this individual easily, for they always have flakes of biscuit lining their big-ass lips.
Zach: "Hey where is Doug?"

Darren: "Man, that ashy-ass biscuit nigga is probably holdin' up KFC again for some biscuits. That trick will come back wit biscuit crumbs all ova his big, purple, bubba lips.
by Big Snigger July 31, 2006
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Plump Biscuit

Over sized vaginal lips. Or plump labia.
Definition. Noun. Over sized Labia Majora.

Yeah dude, she had a plump biscuit!
by himynameisshane July 13, 2008
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