The Chastity Belt 

When a female quickly clasps her hands together between and/or through her legs to block the cock! Used when a female is uninterested in sexual contact.

David inched his way across the bed toward Tammy. She quickly gave him the chastity belt!

The Chastity Belt by SLMSEATOWN April 26, 2006

chasity belt 

noun: A belt worn by women and sometimes men in centuries past to prevent infedenity and pregnancy in women and Infedenity in men. The belts are made of leather, metal, combinations of the two or combinations of leather and animal skin or other materials.

Some belive that the Chasity belt will make a comback with the goth and those into sexual fettishes in the future, as the corset did.

"Damn! Sounds like a Chasity belt would hurt!"

chasity belt by BookBear June 4, 2005

shoelace belt 

a shoelace belt is worn by a skateboarder because a regular belt hurts when you fall on it (especially the buckle) and gets in the way when your doing aerial tricks.

tying a shoelace around your waist as if it were a belt, hence shoelace belt

shoelace belt by Sk8Status October 30, 2010

humus belt 

A city, town or community primarily occupied by androgynous ex-hippies, vegans, activists of all types -- animal, anti-war, anti-bush, anti-nukes, etc. with a known affinity for hummus and other natural foods -- granola, hemp, etc.

Wearing my Bush '04 t-shirt with cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve and Big Mac sauce dripping down my face, I entered the humus belt with trepidation oniy the find the residents were oblvious to my presence. Their attention was focused on a group of folk singers in the town square.

humus belt by East of Texas July 15, 2008

No Handed Gerbil Belt 

When you tie a belt around your hands and wrap your dick in the middle, then lift your hands to make your dick slap a chicks face.

Person: If you don't shut up I'll go all No handed gerbil belt on your face!

No Handed Gerbil Belt by Ninjafide June 23, 2007

seat belt-a-roonie

What Ned Flanders on The Simpsons calls a seat belt.

{Ned}: Let's see here...key in the ignition, turn it to fire up the motor, seat belt-a-roonie, shift into drive, hands at 10 and 2, floor it!

seat belt-a-roonie by Telephony January 23, 2016

Suck My Chastity Belt

Variation of Suck My Dick.

Douchebag: WOOOW OMFG WOW OMG YOU SO WOULD DO THAT OMG WOW!!!!!!!
You: SUCK MY CHASTITY BELT!

Suck My Chastity Belt by AzraN June 22, 2011