Being an Ismail

When your the sexiest, red dot forehead enthusiast around. All elephants are attracted to you and you will be guaranteed to be married to a youthful bride (cough cough 15 yrs old)!!!

Raj: That guy is so cool, there is no way I'll ever live up to being an Ismail.

by Xislac October 30, 2020

Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight!

Phase used when someone grossly overreacts to small situation or minor annoyance.

Origin: Dec 09 in D.C during a snowball fight a group of people threw snowballs at a passing Hummer, the angry driver, an off-duty detective, got out of his metal machine brandishing a hand gun, looking for the cultrits.

A crowd soon gathered and began to chant "You don't bring a gun to a snowball fight" over and over.

"Dude if you keep using up all my deodarant i swear i'll burn your house down."

"Woah man, don't bring a gun to a snowball fight!"

by Chillest December 23, 2009

don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

a statement used to intimidate those who are less than you.

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

by myheartsagun February 9, 2012

Being an Ajay

To be the coolest and sexiest person to be alive

Imagine being an ajay the coolest and sexiest person alive

by LXVELIKX October 8, 2019

Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight.

A proverb for when a person grossly overreacts to a situation.

A person hits a Hummer with a snowball which is being driven by an off-duty detective. The detective gets out of his vehicle and brandishes his firearm while trying to find the person who threw the snowball.

Crowd chants, "Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight."

by cdo4 December 21, 2009

being attracted to sora

me / you .

being attracted to sora is such an elliott thing

by toesnatcher69 March 20, 2022

the benefits of being an asshole

A phrase born of the fact that Florida’s Governor, Ron DeFlatus, has suggested that the state’s educational curriculum include material on “the benefits of being a slave” so that whitefolk don’t wind up stewing in their own guilt over slaveholding ancestors, thereby garnering him some white votes since there are so many that would vote for such an asshole with this point of view.

The “anti-woke” Florida Governor knows that he can garner strong support from white supremacists by virtue of his ridiculous reinvention of history and this illustrates the benefits of being an asshole in this part of the country.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023