You’ve been cloonied

When you have been given the best opportunity to change your whole life around for fortune; successful ending.

Bro 1: Hey man this all I could come up with I worked so hard.

Bro 2: Sorry man, the doors behind just turn the knob and it’ll open so you can leave.
Bro 1: *leaves room with head down*

Bro 2 : Sike! You’ve been cloonied you’re getting everything you asked for, for the work you created man.

by ChinoOmo September 20, 2019

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017

You Should've Been There

A shitty way to prevent embarrassment from telling a story horribly and getting a poor reaction. Usually aggravates the hell out of me.

"And then he goes to motorboat her-Ya know what, you should've been there!"

by WellFuckMyAss May 18, 2017

been shoulda been

Should have already done so prior to already doing so.

He been shoulda been payin’ me my money!

by Ghetto Fabulous Kitten February 14, 2018

Been Hoe

A girl that you have already been with. Also known as a ex.

Also known as a been there done that.

Friend:Man are you going to do Emma tonight

You: Nah she’s my been hoe

by Your mom made this name February 7, 2020

National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day

April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day

"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"

by Cuurah April 18, 2020

i been have

Used by illiterate teenagers that can’t speak English properly.

I been have this on for long time

by Namethisword February 24, 2020