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by cubano nigga what??? October 12, 2008
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by Osama llama March 15, 2010
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Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
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Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010
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person 1 : omfg did you see that beaner hop the border .
person 2 : omfg them damn beaners and the fucking border thats not his first jumping the border .
person 2 : omfg them damn beaners and the fucking border thats not his first jumping the border .
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