The most useless human invention yet. They are crescent moon shaped plastic that girls, women, and gay men put in their hair to add "fabulous" volume "in seconds". Commenly seen in infomercials, this products comes with a free "tease" comb. They are overpriced and they just make you look like your head is deformed.
Girl #1: Hey! Like my hair?
Boy#1: Oh! I'm so sorry!
Girl #1: Excuse me?!
Boy #1: I feel so badly for you, you have a tumor in your head!
Girl #1: No! I'm wearing one of my Bump-Its!
Boy#1: You look like a Telatubbie.
Boy#1: Oh! I'm so sorry!
Girl #1: Excuse me?!
Boy #1: I feel so badly for you, you have a tumor in your head!
Girl #1: No! I'm wearing one of my Bump-Its!
Boy#1: You look like a Telatubbie.
by Professersnuggles January 11, 2010
by MBEZ February 23, 2005
At the club Friday night, Leroy was aroused and somewhat sickened to see the rather large stripper bump oozing on pole sliders ass.
by Dmunsey November 04, 2003
a sexual act involving two women rubbing their clits together, possibly while using a double sided dildo
by Jesse Hendricks August 26, 2003
tits, jugs, breasts, hooters, melons, fun bags, ta tas, knockers, titties, boobs, tig ol bitties, mammaries, honkers, teats, milk wagons, chesticles
Barry: "I still can't believe you fingerbanged that tard."
Scott: "That wasn't me. It was my brother. She did have a nice set of fuck bumps on her, so I can't say that I blame him.
Barry: "You've been denying that since Moses was wearing short pants."
Scott: "That wasn't me. It was my brother. She did have a nice set of fuck bumps on her, so I can't say that I blame him.
Barry: "You've been denying that since Moses was wearing short pants."
by cunthooks April 06, 2011
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Paying a homeless man to allow an individual to snort a line of cocaine off of his erect penis. After all cocaine is consumed, the homeless man proceeds to give said individual fellatio. Upon completion of fellatio semen is delivered into the hobo's beard.
Guy 1: hey man you know what sounds good tonight?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: a couple bump jobs from Frank behind the pier
Guy 2: you read my mind bro
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: a couple bump jobs from Frank behind the pier
Guy 2: you read my mind bro
by Hoggonzo December 04, 2014