The Bati Way

When you confess your love to someone you’ve known for 20 days and spend every waking hour with them all while getting no puss.

“Oh shit Brodie is running this shit the bati way”

by Neekneekdafreakfreak September 24, 2022

João Batista

A typical Braz-.. British name, normally referring to a male João Batista's like to watch anime and like top of the curve girls. they typically have curly hair and a attractive little sister

Person A : you know who João Batista is?

Person B: Yes João Batista loves Omori

by HypperAstro November 5, 2022

Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz

Trying to get into a relationship with a woman despite having little to no social skills whatsoever.

Friend 1: see that girl over there, ima try to talk to her
Friend 2: idk man, Goodluck
"Freind 1 walks to girl
Friend 3: what is he doing?
Friend 2: bro that Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz
Friend 3: wtf?

by Arboreal Muslim April 23, 2023

menstru-bating

Self pleasuring yourself at that time of the month.

That noise? That's my roommate, her boyfriend is gone. She's super horny and on her period. She's probably menstru-bating in their.

by Daniard January 8, 2024

Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.

I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 7, 2025

Rage bating

Instead of getting pissed off by an intentionally inflammatory news story… you jerk off to it instead.

I am currently rage bating to the new 200 million dollar golden ballroom being constructed while food stamps are being denied. Instead of being pissed off I am getting off. Rage bating.

by Gboyzie November 9, 2025

Rage bating

Instead of getting pissed off by an intentionally inflammatory news story… you jerk off to it instead.

I am currently rage bating to the new 200 million dollar golden ballroom being constructed while food stamps are being denied. Instead of being pissed off I am getting off. Rage bating.

by Gboyzie November 9, 2025