the bases

first base: making out
second base: boob touch
third base: oral sex
home run: puss pounding

Scotty: dude, i got to second base last night
BLake: Really? wuts the bases?
Scotty: i dont know...wut is anal sex?
Sean: i think special butt love is a foul ball

by scon jaguar December 10, 2008

bass akwards

Being of a wrong nature or easily confused ie. ass backwards

The guy who wrote the definition for rainbow wings got his definition bass akwards!!

by Mobius July 17, 2003

Bass Ackwards

The art and science of hurtling blindly in the wrong direction with no sense of the impending doom about to be inflicted on one's sorry ass. Usually applied to procedures, processes, or theories based on faulty logic, or faulty personnel.

Once again, marketing wants the poor engineers to build something that will sell, but don't have a clue what that "something" could be. Bass ackwards as usual.

by filmchild February 24, 2004

bass

what kim deal plays with the pixies.

what d'arcy played with smashing pumpkins.

what lorna doom played in the germs.

what kim gordon plays in sonic youth.

what melissa auf der maur plays.

what kristen pfaff played in hole.

what carol kaye plays.

what gail greenword played in belly.

what jeniffer finch played in L7.

what jill emery plays in mazzy star.

what kim chi played with the distillers.

what tina weymouth played with talking heads.

what kelley deal played with the last hard men.

what all the cool girls play.

"the best bands in the world have female bassists." - ted, brave new girl.

by the she February 23, 2005

intelligent drum and bass

A subgenre in the electronic dance music world encompassing styles of both drum and bass and IDM, usually with a hint of ambience.

Blame, LTJ Bukem, and PFM are pioneers of intelligent drum and bass.

by Pyroshock January 1, 2009

emo bands

emobands are quite difficult to define as lots of different genres are considered 'emo'and different 'emos' listen to different things and not one single band on this planet agrees when they are labelled emo by abunch of stupid journalists who would not know what emo was if it shoved a burning frok up thier asses
personally bands like
thursday (indie/alternative)
escape the fate
from first to last
atreyu
are kind of emo but every 'emo'is different
and yes an individual as much as you would all like to disagree

"OMFG dashboard confessional is one of the hottest emo bands around"says silly 'emo'(if one likes dashborad dont admit it ,you may get bashed by 'emos'who spend all thier time calling everyone else posers

by *lily* November 24, 2006

Dumb Bass

A worsen way to call somebody a Dumbass by saying they're as retarded as a Bass (Fish) running into a wall.

"Harry is such a Dumb Bass, and it speaks a lot about him."

by CrimsonXVI December 30, 2018