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chicken ballooning

An intense sex act involving anal sex with a condom. The condom gets stuck in the anal cavity. At this point, the man chokes the girl while pressing on her stomach causing her to fart and expand the balloon out of her anus like a balloon. The man then pops the condom like a balloon and orgasms. Particularly popular for those with a balloon fetish.
"I was chicken ballooning this whore and it was awesome."
by chicken balloning June 27, 2014
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Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.
"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"
by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015
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Brown Balloon

When a man takes a shit massive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his testicles a brown hue.
"Sheesh tom, you're testicles are really discolored, what's wrong with them?"

"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."
by TheDirtyHoledMole September 9, 2016
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Columbia Balloon

When having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside of the person receiving the giver retrieves the end of the condom and instead of removing blows it up into a balloon.
Lisa: the condom is inside of Me!!!
Jim: Hold still it's time for the Columbia balloon!!!
by BalloonArtist6969 April 21, 2018
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Snow Balloons

The white substance on your balls once she cums while you fuck her.
Damn bitch you gave me some snow balloons
by Yourfavlittleman January 19, 2021
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BROWN BALLON KNOT

BROWN BALLON KNOT IS A BUTT HOLE!

BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK AT A BUTTHOLE IT LOOKS LIKE A BALLON KNOT!!
LIKE AY THAT GIRL IS SO SEXY IMMA TONGUE PUNCH HER BROWN BALLON KNOT!
by AZNPAINTRAIN July 5, 2021
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explosive balloon coitus

When a unicorn and giraffe spend the night.
If your looking for context here you should probably stop. (Explosive balloon coitus)
by TheWorstPartyIdeasEver March 4, 2023
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