Eating Backpacks

Eating backpacks is a fun activity that people of all ages can enjoy!

Girl: Don’t you just love eating backpacks on a nice summer day?
Boy: Yeah! It’s the best thing ever!

by whyamidoingthisrightnow November 10, 2019

psycho-backpack

An obsessed girlfriend, that refuses to leave a guy alone, even for a second. Each and every time the guy looks over his shoulder, there she is...... just like he's wearing a backpack.

"god damn, Tommy.... your girlfriend, Hope.... is a total psycho-backpack."

by nathan huston 2020 November 15, 2020

My backpack got pissed on

A Snapchat story posted by Malcolm Anderson.

Person A: My backpack got pissed on

Person B: L

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022

Koala Backpack

An act of a naked smaller male, hitching a ride on a naked larger woman like a backpack. The image looks similar to that of a koala cub on the back of its mother.

Dan was a Koala Backpack to the kitchen to get some snacks post coitus.

by Kile Hanzens January 11, 2023

emotional backfat

Awkward, unattractive, or unhealthy emotional or mental traits mostly invisible to the person possessing them but evident from to others is in their vicinity from certain angles. Neither necessarily unattractive nor inherently desirable.

“Sure, I’ve got some emotional backfat; it gives me an extra layer of protection against the icy chill of your critiques.”

by Ttrp2cn2b January 23, 2023

Clear Backpack

Clear backpack is a term for describing a quiet kid. Usually how that the (at least) stereotype of a quiet kid needs one to prevent school shootings.

Please. If you see a quiet kid, treat that person with respect. Be nice to them. Nothing is worth the risk.

"See Todd over there? He needs a clear backpack."
"Yeah."

by BigGreasyFurry July 17, 2023

monkey backpack

a child leash. typically comes in the form of a stuffed animal with a harness attached

I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.

by seenbean August 1, 2023