i ate a cat

he ate a cat

A: I ate a cat.
B: Bro what the fuck.

by spapaspap January 3, 2022

ate

Past tense of eat

I just ate some chicken nuggets

by toecheese14 January 8, 2022

i ate

I ate. I ate the whole plate. I ate yo momma. I ate yo dad. I ate the universe

"i ate"
"Bitch no you did not💀"

by my name is niko and im gay December 24, 2021

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

i ate a rock

if you say this your saying your dumb

i ate a rock

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 30, 2022

Ate Glow

Nagsorry, Humingi ng tawad

Sorry, beh, ninakaw ko ung ballpen mo
: Bakit ka nag a-ate glow? Okay lang un!

by patatas na kulay pink April 11, 2022

(Manager) ate it

Phrase used when something important can't be found because that one manager who always sticks things in random places was the last one to use it.

"Where's the box cutter?"
"(Manager) ate it"

by Portalmaker April 11, 2022