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Atheist

A person who does not believe in god or gods.
Usually can be broken down into two groups.
1- The ones who don't believe in god, but don't try to change your mind either. They believe that people should believe, or not believe, in whatever they want. They usually have a job/friends/life.
2-The idiots who spend every second of their life on the computer, and since they do not see life outside of a computer screen, they come to the conclusion there is no god. They then, in an attempt to look cool, badmouth everything they can about religion. Most of them are teenagers looking to rebel, saying that following religion is mindless, when in fact they are following something just to be different, which is equally as mindless. They are also usually miserable bastards.
Christian: Hey, do you believe in God?
Atheist 1: Nah man, that's not for me. You wanna go to the mall?
Christian: ok, sounds awesome.

Christian:I don't know, I think theres some sort of deity watching over us.
Atheist 2: Fuck you man there is no god your a fukin retart if u think that a fukin imaginry man in the sky you fucking suck what you believe in isnt true but i know is true because im an arrogant conceited rebel
Christian:I disagree...but whatever, it's all good.
Atheist 2:yeah you hide behidn your false teaching im so fuckin smart man i read an article online that says there wasnt a god man so i listen to that because society tells me to not believ in a god and you fucking suck cocks
Atheist 1: Shut the fuck up.
Christian: Agreed.
by WildWest February 6, 2008
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atharva

the coolest mother fucker in the entire planet
OMG OMG!!! That guy is succhh a Atharva. I wanna sleep with him
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oldham athletic

a league one football team who are based in the north west of england, under the managment of ronnie moore looking to be contenders for promotion
hey man u a latics fan?
u mean an oldham athletic fan?
ye
of corse, im not a gloryhunting utd fan
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Atheist

One who does not believe in a greater power. At least in the form of a non-physical power.

There are three kinds of Atheists.

1) The Emo ones, the ones who do not believe in God because they are simply depressed and things have not gone their way.
2) The elitist ones, the ones who feel they are smarter and more free-thinking than others for not believing in God.
3) The good ones, the ones who simply don't believe in God, are aware that it can't be proven if God exists or not and doesn't annoy every believer he/she comes across.
1) I'm an Atheist! If God existed my gf wouldn't have left me!
2) God is a fairy tale, I am so much smarter than anyone who believes in God.
3) I don't believe there is a God, but I won't be annoying about it.
by joe725 February 10, 2008
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atheena

A beautiful attractive and funny girl who is also very open and not afraid to speak her mind. She's not cautions about anything and always does things out of her comfort zone. She can make and break anybody. She has a big butt and cute face.
Wow, did you see Anthony's new girl?
Yeah, her names Atheena she has a big booty.
by uDmike July 26, 2014
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Athey Creek Middle School

Athey Creek Middle School is full of douche bags and bitches.

While you're there, if you don't have blond hair, cool clothes, or a huge house, you might as well stick your head in a bucket, because people are going to A: Fuck with you, B: Call you names or C: completely IGNORE you.

There are some people who are pretty cool, but the rest are just jackasses. Most end up going to West Linn High School where the cycle is repeated. Almost everyone at ACMS doesn't care what you are INSIDE, but it matters who you pretend to be on the outside. The girls are thin, and the guys are dicks.
The staff sucks balls, etc etc.

If you make it out of there without crying or pissing yourself at least once, I salute you.

You may make it out of Athey and end up as a pretty cool person. But if you give in to peer pressure at the sound of the drum, there's another one gone.
Also, can you say drama?

There's way too much of it at ACMS. Let me tell you that.
Ex 1:

Girl 1: Hey, you know Sally?
Girl 2: Yeah! She's such a sweetie!
Girl 1: We should visit her! I haven't seen her in so long!
Girl 2: You dumbass, she goes to Athey Creek Middle School. You think you'll last two minutes in there without talking about your fucking clothes?

Girl 1: Oops, sorry!!

Ex 2:

Girl 1: Hi Tommy!
Boy 1: Hey bitch. What's up? Wanna go out even though we're only in 6th grade and my balls haven't dropped yet?
Girl 1: Yeah! And let me show you my cleavage! (She proceeds to shove her arms into the sides of her breasts to make it seem like she has cleavage with a ---A cup)
Boy 1: Yeah, that's hot. Wanna watch me walk away and go play football?
Girl 1: No, sorry, I'm busy shaking my hair and doing my make up. Why don't you come back some other time?
Boy 1: If I feel like it.
(Boy walks away)

(Girl 2 comes in)
Girl 2: OMG WAS THAT TOMMY?!

Girl 1: Yeah he's such a hottie! I want him inside me even though I don't know what it means!
Girl 2: Hahah you slut!

Girl 1: Hahah I AM a slut!

(girl 1 walks away)
(Mob of girls swarms)
Girl 2: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SALLY?!
WHAT A SLUT! I HEARD SHE DID SHOTS BEHIND TOMMYS HOUSE AND THEN DID HIM IN THE BUSHES!

Mob of girls: HOLY SHIT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT BELIEVABLE BUT SINCE WE HAVE THE IQ OF SHOVELS, LET'S SPREAD IT AROUND!
by ACMSSURVIVOR November 11, 2009
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student athlete

Those edgy kids in middle/high school who think they are the best.
You see that idiot who thinks he's the best at everything?
Yeah, that's a student athlete
by Zack_Moneys March 16, 2017
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