Asshole

A guy who is rude, careless and a dick.

Ben is such an asshole

by Simplyrdx October 24, 2014

asshole

You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.

(In the classroom)

Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL

by RackyRacer September 1, 2016

Asshole

A classic rock fan. Period.

No asshole can be as stinky and as rotting as a classic rock fan.

by NagisaHazukiSucks September 28, 2013

asshole

Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.

Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.

by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014

Asshole

You

Your and asshole

by Styletastic November 27, 2016

Asshole

A guy named Richard :)

Richard is an asshole 😛

by Ndjrnjdjjsk July 3, 2020

asshole

A person who falsifies who they are trying to get you to like them. Only to find out that they have nothing to offer you nor anyone else. They are a parasite and shit on everything that's good in humanity. This person is a shit talking, waste of life that has nothing better to do than to come up with lies about you and everyone else around you. Their brains and head are full of shit, and their mouths are the rectal rings of which it produces mass quantities of fecal uselessness. This person can not hold any personal relationships because they are as boring as they have feared.

Man, that guy Deejay is a real asshole, he told that girl I was married! I can't stand assholes like that.

by delfindiaz7 October 4, 2015