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Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.
Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.
by Darwin800 August 16, 2024
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Zoo

Ridin in a range, smokin on some zoo” - Pe$o Pat
by TheCureator June 27, 2021
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Zooing

The act of adding a nonsensical word to a manuscript in order to round up the number of words.
Zooing. This isn’t a word I’ve used but by writing this sentence I’ve just reached exactly 100,000 words.
by LayniBee August 28, 2023
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elephant zoo

Something you send to someone to break the ice with a cute bartender. Hoping she likes you
I told my favorite bartender elephant zoo. Now I have her number.
by Lonely God December 1, 2017
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big zoo

a person who is clearly big, and has the tendency to be a zoo. Oftentimes first name starts with Z.
“is she a zoo? no, she’s a big zoo for sure
by thehanibal April 27, 2024
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zukurz (Pronounced Zoo-kerz)

Someone that is too short. Also may refer to the rapper.
zukurz (pronounced zoo-kerz) Comes from German. May be used to described the rapper 2$hort, or simply someone shorter than the average person.
by ?stuffing? November 23, 2011
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boobie zoo

let's black out and go to the boobie zoo
by lil kid fucker April 30, 2024
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