by Dickhead92 September 19, 2017

by Grant G December 15, 2007

It's a female that first you lay, then you spread, resembling the motion of spreading jelly on toast. The vagina is also often thick and squishy like jelly. Is
by the sea vagina September 12, 2013

"he's not just a twat, he's an absolute twat"
"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"
"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"
"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"
"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"
by janitor2010 December 19, 2013

A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.
I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!
by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009

When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.
Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.
by Nicnoc June 18, 2011

A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.
He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!
by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010
