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Eva

A racist homophobic xenophobic afrophobic fatphobic girl that "jokingly'' says beaner 24/7
Person: i have ocd
eva: no yopu have obesity you gay beaner stfu u have no family
by evahatingfattty November 28, 2022
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Eva

Eva is a beautiful small woman, that has green eyes and dark brown hair. She loves to help other people and never judge anybody unless they did something really really bad. If you have an Woman named Eva in your life, never let go of her cause she will make your life so much better. She will bring the lightning in eyes back, as you had as a little kid. She is funny, kind, smart, sexy and one of the most beautiful girls you probably will ever see.
Someone: Who is that girl over there?

Bestfriend: that's Eva, my bestfriend

Someone: dayummmn shes hot!

Bestfriend: ouh hell yhea, she is!!
by 0909080757 November 20, 2021
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Eva

Eva is a very very very veeryyyyy small person. Kinda like a hobbit but with better hair. The clothes are the same tho (homeless/gay vibes). She’s got an ASS and well I guess she’s a bit funny sometimes. Sometimes.
- Where’s Eva I don’t see her ??
- Oh that’s because she is so small, she is actually right in front of you
by Evy.g934 February 25, 2024
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Eva Marie Taylor

a transgender skank .. mostly with horrible hair
by 4673077 March 20, 2020
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Pulling An Eva Smith

When someone bleaches something or themselves (their insides)

Referencing the character Eva Smith in An Inspector Calls
My mate just decided to start pulling an Eva Smith
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Eva

An Eva is one of the sweetest, funniest and most beautiful persons in the entire universe. She has natural sweet spot for annoying children’s songs even though they sometimes makes her utterly crazy whenever they get inside of her head. And they often do. It’s very common for an Eva to have brown hair and brown eyes, and some of the rarest ones also have blushing red cheeks which easily makes her stand out in a crowd of +10.000 people.

All Evas have an awesome sense of humor and perceive life’s greatest challenges in a light and fun way. The latter is necessity because they often get ambushed by random, curious people who want’s to chat with them for apparently not reason at all. Some Evas even carry secret nicknames amongst strangers without knowing - but it’s okay because the nicknames are - without exception - always sweet and innocent. They also like cake and pastry and they enjoy working with infrastructure, too.
OMG dude can you hear that humming? She must be an Eva…
She sure is man. I asked for her name last week - I simply had to find out if she truly is one.
by bagermesterharepus March 6, 2018
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Eva

Like in Bible she is curios and you never know what is she going to do. All she want is to be your sin. But under this rebel is sensitive person who wants nothing more than love. Or in some cases want to now what is it.
Like everybody she is devil and angel dont try to hurt her becose she will act like angel(cry about it and forgive you) or like devil(hurt you even more that you hurt her )
If she is your girl you are lucky. She will toke you to the paradise but after that

without her you will feel like in hell.
"Who is that?"
"That is Eva. She is complicated "
by Jak567 November 21, 2021
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