alaskan

a very hardcore breed, born and raised in alaska is the only way known to man to be a true hardass. grueling conditions and terrian either makes or breakes MEN

he was raised in alaska therefore he can kick anyones ass that was raised in the lower 48 states.
Alaskans learn to live off the land and can survive anywere with anything, or nothing

by Chris deffenbaugh January 16, 2008

Wasilla, Alaska

Wasilla, Alaska is a terrible place where drug addicts and criminals live.

Hey, let's leave Wasilla, Alaska so the drug addicts and criminals don't get us.

by E-Dawg 'O' Bling Bling November 13, 2007

Alaskan Thunderfuck

An insanely good chronic classed weed that made me feel like a snow man jizzed on the back of my throat

(Man choking)
Dude 1: Taking that Alaskan Thunderfuck like a bitch?
Dude 2: Goddamn snowman jizzed all up in my throat nd sht

by Nigga N8 March 1, 2010

I can't breathe with a mask on

A phrase used by karens who can't grow up and don't understand that other people can't breathe with the coronavirus.

Karen: I can't breathe with a mask on
Worker: Nobody can breathe with coronavirus

by mrguy122345 August 13, 2020

Alaskan Snow-Cap

The act of ejaculating upon the tip of another penis, be it homosapien or otherwise. Can be performed by both parties thereby resulting in a double-Alaskan-snow-cap.

"Dude, i just came right on the tip of my dude bros' dick.'
"Dude bro, He Alaskan Snow-capped you"
"No dude bro, he came on mine too. Double-Alaskan-Snow-Cap."

by YourArtSucks November 27, 2009

amasome

Something so grand that amazing and awesome are inadequate.

Dennis is f'n amasome.

by deatheclipsed April 30, 2010

Alaskan Waffle

An unshaven vagina that has been infected by a rash. Similar to a blue waffle, but the difference lies with whether or not the vagina has been shaved. Can also be called "The Sarah Palin Waffle."

Ted: Holy crap Margaret, you have Alaskan Waffle!

Margaret: Oh my God, Ted! I knew something was up when I started itching my "down under" uncontrollably last week! I'd better see a specialist about my Alaskan Waffle!

by Comrade_Jon December 28, 2010