Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hypothesis. 

A behavioural anomally known to exist in Costa Rica. When a human is sober, they can touch the local dogs with ease, while crabs will run away as fast as they can. When the same human is under the influence of alcohol, dogs run away almost instantly while the human can reach down and touch crabs with ease.

I tried touching the crabs on the beach, but it didn't work until I was drunk because of the Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hyphothesis.

Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hypothesis. by Klotz November 4, 2003

a a a a a alcohol

A good excuse for all your problems.
Originated in a song which wasn't very good, but the line has become popular when you need to blame someone.

"Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol..." -Blame It On The Alcohol (Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain)

or

"Blame it on the a a a a a-Paris Hilton."

a a a a a alcohol by dangraham! May 2, 2009

alcohol 

One of the select few legal drugs.

100x more people die every year from alcohol than from all illegal drugs combined.

Alcohol can be a huge amount of fun, though.

zomg!!1111! i nvr wud do heroins they make u addikted after 1 time and u die so stoopid

lets drnk alcohol

alcohol by sanfud n sun October 31, 2007

alcohol 

The greatest tool every created. The key is not to intake it at parties, but encourage every one else to drink freely. This way, your clear and sober mind will quickly become surrounded by drunk idiots, and you can take advantage of each and every one of them. If you're an ugly dude, no worries, a little alcohol will totally change a girls view on you. Same goes for girls, if you give a guy a couple of brews, he will hit anything that moves.

There is a difference between refraining from drinking and being the designated driver, the latter being the equivalent of being the party's bitch.

Hey man, stop smoking that reefer and have some alochol, the choice of champions.

alcohol by Regular John June 13, 2004

algoholic 

Someone who watches search engine algorithms closely for the purpose of making appropriate changes to websites with the intent of getting higher results.

If you check Google datacenters regularly you're probably an algoholic.

algoholic by Garrett French April 30, 2004

Alcohol party 

Quite literally, a party containing alcohol, specifically hard liquor such as mojotos. Made famous by Thad Castle on the TV show Blue Mountain State.

Alcohol party at The Goat House!
- Thad Castle

Alcohol party by Winningduh July 30, 2012

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

gastrointestinal ailment that arrises from a night of heavy drinking.

Q: Why was Chad late for work?
A: He has Fecal Alcohol Syndrome (he shit his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night).

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome by like a viking November 13, 2011