Alan Polanco

Alan Polanco is the hottest guy that ever lived he is the nicest person on the planet and really friendly

Alan Polanco was found in school and doesn’t know I like him 😒

by anonymous November 24, 2020

Alan Stanley

good guy, good friend :thumbsup:

my friend is such an alan stanley :lel:

by alan's 2nd best friend March 29, 2022

Alan

He’s a like a box .

Alan the box

by 808boiz July 27, 2021

Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

Alan basil

He is the hottest guy in Hebron and everyone wants him even guys he is a prime example of who u want to be when you grow up

Alan basil is very hot

by Jacob elite September 16, 2021

Alan Heath

(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic

"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"

by 3TF July 5, 2016

Alan

A guy that is very selfish at times. He always has a cigar in his mouth and thinks he is the best. But let’s be honest. He isn’t.

Hey Alan get that cigarette out of your mouth

Alan: go away I’m stronger then you so I am not afraid to punch you up!

by Fief888888 July 3, 2020