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Sammie Addict

One that needs a sammie so bad they wouldn't hesitate to eat a sammie from subway.
"Is there a subway around here?" Said by a true sammie addict.
by Sammie Addict July 7, 2020
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Queef Addict

A busy gal who spends most of everyday pulling on labias to the point they resemble low hanging curtains....but more like a "meat" curtain, if you will. These hanging pieces of flesh are easily and often aroused as they get a rush of vibration from the nearby vulva expelling trapped gas, similar to what happens with an anus minus the feces scent and do add the tuna fish spoiled cannery left outside a month scent instead.
My Grandma taught courses back in the 1950s at high school. It was girls only and she taught bad habits to avoid doing as young lady adults. The most attention went to the absolute need to not become a QUEEF ADDICT, as the husband is already stressed that he has to spend his life mounting a huge volcano of matted hair pie when the reproducing goes on.
by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020
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Response Addiction

The need to have reply to things you say in order to feel like people care.
John suffers from horrible response addiction, he needs everyone to affirm what he is saying all the time.
by Heddon2 December 26, 2011
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cereal addiction

An addiction to breakfast cereal(s) regardless of the location or time of day.
I love to eat breaksfast at any time of the day, I have a cereal addiction.
by HerveyBayCerealAddict July 26, 2016
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Sex addict

A sex addict is someone who is addicted to... Well, sex! A sex addict may clear schedules just to get their bang on, but hey, can you blame them?... Long story short, yeah, you can.

Their sex addiction may be so strong they rely on multiple partners or a non-committed relationship. Sex addicts are aggressive when they cannot have sex, and most commonly, they show symptoms of withdrawl — like a drug or alcohol addict! Scary, huh?
"Dude, did you see Perry last night?" Mark asked with a tilt of his head, totally in awe.

Dennis laughed and nodded, motioning a hump into the air, then out. "Uh, yeah! Man was slaying all sorts of pussy, man!"

Jerry pointed, "Yeah, that's what he looked like! Seriously though, that dude's got some addiction or something... He's like a sex addict!"
by MooniLikesGrammar June 10, 2022
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Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.
Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."
by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019
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Addiction-Tethering

Tethering a good habit to a bad addiction, so you aren't a COMPLETE pile of garbage.
"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."
by Jason_Chatfield October 26, 2018
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