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Absolute Gimp

Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.
e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'
by discobiscuit21 June 22, 2017
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Absolute thunder

The alcoholic mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka
Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”
by Grayson C. Peters July 29, 2021
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absolute gamer

bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer
by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019
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Absolutely Perfect

Hasan is the most absolutely perfect person to ever exist
by Cokenbaltorcher January 6, 2024
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Absolute Cheeseburger

An American slang term for praising something, usually food, for it's taste, by comparing it to an American Cheeseburger.
"This wrap is absolute cheeseburger! You should totally try it!"
by GuySmith March 2, 2025
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Absolute Thunder

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka
Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*
by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021
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