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awk attack

When you are bombarded with awkness.

When everything around you in a situation is awkward.
Everything about that situation was awkward, i had an awk attack in there.
by awk hawk attack September 9, 2009
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Toaster Attack

When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does
Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?
by Toaster11Two June 27, 2023
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Breath Attack

When an individual's breathing is constrained
Carmen what's wrong?!

I'm having a breath attack! I HAVE SO MUCH BREATH!
by _____Fleur November 23, 2009
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Kak-Attack

When a momther is a lad but then you see Kakyoin and start violently shaking and screaming
Is that a mom? OH NO ITS TRAP KAKYOIN AAAAAA IM HAVING A KAK-ATTACK GUYS PLEASE HELP
by Spedwagon July 30, 2019
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Japanic Attack

The mother of all panic attacks, it's three times worse, and you don't see it coming. It eventually leads to continual meltdowns, and the fallout affects everyone you care about.
OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm having a Japanic attack!!!
by John Pennington April 11, 2011
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Laugh Attack

When you laugh at something funny and for a long time you just keep laughing
by Trendcrave September 30, 2017
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Shnart Attack

Not to be confused with shark attack

Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.

Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019
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