Window Cancer

sad affliction befalling Russian operatives who cross Putin, for which there is no cure

Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.

by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022

Shrimp windows

Open-toed shoes

Man, that girl better be careful with those shrimp windows! Someone's foot fetish is kicking in!

by Con Broatsy July 26, 2019

Windows 7

The next operating system currently in development (but can publicly be tested until June 1 2010) by Microsoft. It features a brand new task bar that often is said to be a rip of KDE. It features better driver compatibility, and pretty much is Vista all fixed up with an enhanced GUI. Many already respect that this is a great operating system, actually running on less system requirements than Vista.

Windows 7 is pretty much a great version of Vista.

by Da Milkman June 2, 2009

Windows 2000

Way better than Windows ME, and MAC OS FUCKING NINE.

"OH NOS! MY WINDBLOWS 3.1 HAS CARASHED!"
"Dumbass, you need Windows 2000. Welcome to 1 1/4 decades ago!

by dj gs68 July 7, 2003

Window Dressing

The act of filling in your Outlook with many important people's names just to look busy. Pretending you are busy by adding a lot of meetings to your calendar so that people know you are the smartest, coolest, and most productive man on the team.

Are you really busy or is that just Window Dressing?

Dude, the last two days I've been JDTBM but look at my Outlook man...serious Window Dressing.

by Ms.Bg June 27, 2008

Windows 2000

Looks like Windows ME, sounds like Windows ME, tastes like Windows ME. But, brother, it ain't Windows ME. I would give half a lung (not MY lung, mind you) to get this OS, or atleast WinXP.

Mmm... Win2000.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

Windows ME

This could be the.....*Crash*
*reboots* Now as I was saying....*Crash*

*reboots* Just let me!----*crash*

*reboots and see's bill gates face on screen* "Now, we can't have you running around telling everybody about our crap i found in a dumpster"

Oh no..a WINDOWS ME...

see shit

by Ares Lathe November 18, 2004