**MOST IMPORTANT RULE:
ALWAYS vote for your twin if they're running for sophomore class treasurer. no matter what. and use this as proof that you have to.
ALWAYS vote for your twin if they're running for sophomore class treasurer. no matter what. and use this as proof that you have to.
"Hey, I heard your twin is running for treasurer."
"dude I know. I have to vote for him. It's in the twin rulebook"
"dude I know. I have to vote for him. It's in the twin rulebook"
by twintwintwin May 20, 2010
Get the twin rulebookmug. When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.
by Depressed_llama January 29, 2020
Get the Twins and a Halfmug. The act when twins each pick up a person from a different bar and take the girl or guy back to the same house without telling each other. Both twins use the same alias. After intercourse initiates, they must then meet at the bathroom and switch bedrooms. After they finish having intercourse, they swap back and the girls never find out.
Yo bro, we gotta pull a twin twister this weekend.
Dude this past weekend we found the hottest girls to pull a Twin twister on.
Me and my twin sister pulled a twin twister on these spanish fashion models over spring break
Dude this past weekend we found the hottest girls to pull a Twin twister on.
Me and my twin sister pulled a twin twister on these spanish fashion models over spring break
by Dirty dan1235 December 14, 2019
Get the Twin Twistermug. by TriggerJug July 4, 2023
Get the Twin Shotmug. The act of two individual’s sexually suckling both breast’s of a woman at the same time resembling two hungry twins fresh out of the womb.
by Lip Flanger 69 July 7, 2018
Get the Hungry Twinsmug. by Foxykip May 22, 2016
Get the Twin Cherriesmug. When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.
Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."
Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"
Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."
2.
Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"
Chip twin: "We're twins."
Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "We are twins."
Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "You're an asshole."
*Twins walk away*
Guy: "What did I say?"
*Guy 2 walks up*
Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."
Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"
Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."
2.
Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"
Chip twin: "We're twins."
Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "We are twins."
Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "You're an asshole."
*Twins walk away*
Guy: "What did I say?"
*Guy 2 walks up*
Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014
Get the Chip Twinmug.