ass wipe

A stuck on stupid person,dumb as dirt ,asshole

That fuckin ass wipe is here again.

by friskychick September 10, 2016

Ass Wipe

Ass wipe enough said

'your such an ass wipe...'

by retrosneeze December 12, 2018

ass wipe

a person who being or acting stupid in any type of way

"Stop being a ass wipe!"

by shesryda July 05, 2015

Shweat Wipe

The act of wiping ones inexplicably shitty arse without having actually passed a stool.

"Man, you would not have believed that was just a shweat wipe, I saw sweetcorn!"

by The Last Lizard King March 28, 2016

Military wipe

When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.

I only had one piece of TP left So i had to " military wipe"!

by NoGameOBMC October 20, 2016

Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.

Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.

by officeworklife July 09, 2015

Bar Wipe

The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.

Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."

by Martyr0ne May 22, 2018